(Atention! General in the room!)
(gen. Lloyd J Austin III BLM PLM):
„WTF is this mess in the colony?
Listen my commandments:
1st - $ 8 billion from the budget goes to the colony's nuclear program;
2nd - 2% of GDP goes to the army's endowment programs (aka emptying our junkyard in the Mojave Desert, full of rusting weapons, rot bombs and junk aircrafts)
3rd - the experimental SMR program is mandatory, so the name of the colony will be updated: Penitentiary, Experimental and Atomic Colony
4th - offshore law is amended to require people to pay Exxon and BSO & G for the privilege of extracting gas from the Black Sea.
To achieve these goals I name the following remote-controlled Yankee tools in the following functions:
nicolae ciucă - prime minister
dan vâlceanu - minister of finance
virgil popescu - minister of energy
If absollutely necessary, to those from PSD you can clean using the Raresh handkerchief, the traces of the Swedish plaques received and take them to government trailer as foolish jolly jokers.
Go to commandments execution!
Dismiss!
(agaricii, zevzecii, găgăuții și gogomanii din Kolonia Penitenciară, Experimentală și Atomică Rroemenika):
„- Ai-ai, Săr!”
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